
Princess Lulu what do you see?
Shriek, gasp, cry, "It's a bumble bee!"
Princess Lulu what is that?
Shriek, gasp, cry, "It's a teeny tiny gnat."
Princess Lulu what's in your hand that squirms?
In the sweetest princess voice, "It's the cutest little worm."

Lauralyn really likes worms. Strange considering just the other day she FREAKED out because a tiny sugar ant was on her. You would have thought she had seen the boogey man the way she screamed. She has also been known to scream about gnats, flies, bees (I can understand that, although she has never been stung) and spiders (again, I can relate).
She spoke to the worm in her high pitched "princess" voice saying, "You are so cute! You want to go snuggle with your mommy and be cozy."
Later, she found the worm in a deceased state, and told me, "Mommy, you have to take him inside and fix him."
I told her, "Honey, it doesn't work that way. I can't make him alive again. We can bury him though."
She replied in a forlorn manner, "Oh, he died, like Jesus."
Life with a three year old is never boring.